Seinfeld would always turn my stomach when the guys would watch it at work in the break room.
Something was seriously wrong with “Mash” too.
(Waitress delivers pancakes)
JIMMY: Wow, that’s what I’m talking about.
JERRY: Wow, look at that, looks great, thank you.
JIMMY: That’s what I’m talking about.
JERRY: What you want in a pancake is to have the consistency of young human flesh.
JIMMY: It’s spongy, it has life to it.
JERRY: Yeah you’re with a guy with brightly colored under garments and you’ve got soft human flesh in front of you, you’re in a weird place.
JIMMY: I’m looking forward to this, this is really, really gonna be a great pancake. (source)
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